Belmont is back, this time doing his best Kratos impression in what is shaping up to be the biggest, and arguably best Castlevania title since the Cold War era. Konami even snagged two impressive actors for voiceovering: Jason Isaacs as Dracula – you’ll remember him as the English colonel who foolishly killed Mel Gibson’s son in The Patriot, and Patrick Stewart as Zobek – I never liked Star Trek, but X-Men was pretty cool. Mmm, Halle Barry. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, Halle Berry is hot – I mean, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow. Stay tuned to Glitchoris for a full preview of this sure to be epic piece of gamery, as well as a fully transparent review no later than 8 October.





Mmmmmm … Halle Berry …
Okay. I’ll stop.