Tag archive for "Dead Space 2"

PS3, Reviews, Uncategorized, Xbox 360

Review: Dead Space 2

3 Comments 14 March 2011

Dead Space 2 plays like the film Shutter Island - except Isaac Clarke isn’t tripping nearly the balls that Leonardo DiCaprio does.

Glitchoris BLUF (Bottom Line Up Front)

The game has its moments.  The first thirty minutes inundate the player with perplexing shadowscapes,  creepy-assed sounds, and freaky necromorphs.  Then the last ten hours basically do the same thing.  I recommend, in order to get the full effect, that you play in short bursts so that your short-term memory doesn’t help you in the pathways.  Because if you sit and play for anything longer than about 20 minutes, the predictability overpowers the scare factor. Continue Reading

PS3, Reviews, Xbox 360

Dead Space 2 Mid-Game Thoughts

2 Comments 28 February 2011

Dead Space 2 resembles the woman in the room that just isn’t as hot as you really want her to be.  Shallow?  Yes.  Honest?  Yes. Would we still play her?  Quite possibly. Continue Reading

PS3, Reviews, Xbox 360

Dead Space 2 Initial Thoughts

3 Comments 21 February 2011

I think Dead Space 2 is what Singularity was trying to do.  Visceral Games just did it better.  Much better.

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Features, PS3, Upcoming Games, Video, Xbox 360

@deadspace: When Her Shake Weight Goes Missing

2 Comments 18 January 2011

Just yesterday I turned  on the TV to watch a spot of Comedy Central when this commercial comes on.  You know which one I’m talking about.

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