Bulletstorm is like the freaky girl that would be hotter if she was even freakier. And we’re talking freaky. Then your friends wouldn’t ask why you’re with her. They’d just think to themselves, “He’s into some freaky shit.”

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Don’t buy it for more than about $20 used. It’s fun, but it’s more like pop video gaming. You’ll have fun with it, but the fun is fleeting. Like a Britney Spears song. Except Toxic. We still love that song. Continue Reading

The first-person shooter genre seems to be paradoxically covering two very specific paths in the video game industry: the no-nonsense, wartime theme, or the guilty-pleasure theme with science fiction-y guns, environments, and armor.

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Maybe BP should try using a lightmass bomb to stop the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico?  Kidding aside, the Gulf scenario isn’t too far off from the problems still plaguing the fictional planet of Sera, where hordes of Locust Horde (like that?) are spilling out of the center of the planet like it’s cool, and the only solution to finally stop them won’t arrive until April 2011.  That being said, the spill on Sera might just be solved before the real one here on Earth!  Gears of War 3, which according to creators Epic Games will be the final edition to the series, is gearing up to put an emphatic explanation point on a trilogy that ultimately started as a diamond in the rough in the Xbox 360′s infancy.  Double tap the link below for what we know so far, what we’re hoping for, and the usual amount of sarcasm nestled in between.

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