Castlevania: Lords of Shadows has only been released to the public for about 30 hours, yet the God of War comparisons, and “this isn’t Castlevania” quotes have been swarming the gaming corner of the Interweb faster than a fat kid can open a Twinkie wrapper (okay, maybe not the fairest of analogies, considering Twinkie wrappers are not the easiest to open).  Well folks, guess who’s got two thumbs and has already played well over four hours of it?  This guy!  So grab a bottle of your favorite holy water and click the link below if you dare, however, if you’re allergic to any and all things Patrick Stewart, I would suggest you steer clear.

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Belmont is back, this time doing his best Kratos impression in what is shaping up to be the biggest, and arguably best Castlevania title since the Cold War era.  Konami even snagged two impressive actors for voiceovering: Jason Isaacs as Dracula – you’ll remember him as the English colonel who foolishly killed Mel Gibson’s son in The Patriot, and Patrick Stewart as Zobek – I never liked Star Trek, but X-Men was pretty cool.  Mmm, Halle Barry.  What were we talking about again?  Oh yeah, Halle Berry is hot – I mean, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow.  Stay tuned to Glitchoris for a full preview of this sure to be epic piece of gamery, as well as a fully transparent review no later than 8 October.