Tag archive for "Rockstar"

PS3, Reviews, Xbox 360

Review: L.A. Noire

1 Comment 10 June 2011

L.A. Noire plays like the woman you are dating that does everything she wants in her own time, but everything still works out in your favor. And somehow, in the end, you’re left wanting more.

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Buy it. Now. It’s a more than a worthy follow-up release from last year’s Red Dead Redemption. Rockstar is evolving, and this is a crucial step in their maturation. Continue Reading

PS3, Reviews, Xbox 360

L.A. Noire Mid-Game Thoughts

1 Comment 09 June 2011

Sexy. Sleek. Intentionally itself. L.A. Noire defines summer gaming. It let’s you explore another Rockstar universe, take down the bad guys, and look damn fine doing it. Continue Reading

PS3, Reviews, Xbox 360

L.A. Noire Initial Thoughts

1 Comment 07 June 2011

Technology, Intelligence, and balls for days can all be attributed to Rockstar’s summer release: L.A. Noire. Rockstar has turned its name into a self-fulfilling prophecy. Continue Reading

PS3, Uncategorized, Upcoming Games, Xbox 360

L.A. Noire: The Wait Is Over

4 Comments 16 May 2011

L.A. Noire may be the epitome of cool in video gaming. From the opening trailer, it seems as if Rockstar has emulated the best of Francis Ford Copolla and Martin Scorsese. Now, if this game has found a way to infuse Quentin Tarantino’s badassery, well, we won’t be putting down the controller for quite some time.

We especially like the way the trailer starts off. It’s engaging; it reminds us of our winters in the city. The car headlights warming the roads, the snow gently falling amidst the skyscrapers, and music fit for a nice glass of scotch and a cigar. Rockstar is maturing.

Rockstar’s 2010 release, Red Dead Redemption, showed us that they can create a character we can empathize with. Sure, running around the streets of Liberty City was a riot, but riding the Texas dirt trails as John Marston brought a whole new level of appreciation for game design.

If Rockstar can not only duplicate their previous success, but can build upon it another character worth living vicariously through, this may just be the game we talk about another six months from now.

L.A. Noire releases tonight (May 17th) at midnight at select locations.

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Happy Thanksgiving from Glitchoris! Here Is What We Are Thankful For

2 Comments 25 November 2010

‘Tis the season to eat like we have three mouths and two assholes.  Time to eat your mother’s famed green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, and warm turkey.  We surround the table with friends and family to share the warmth of our hearths and hearts.  Then, after we are done gorging on fourths and fifths, we boot up our PS3′s and 360′s and shoot things in the head.  But let us take a step back for a minute.  Rather, in keeping with the spirit of Thanksgiving, we at Glitchoris want to share with you what we are happy for this year.

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